[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
May 2012
101 posts
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My parents shouldn't give me booze
I can’t walk in a straight line anymore XD
This choco is awesome
Yeah the secret ingredient is crime.
Fcking love super hans XD
WARNING TO ALL BISHOPSTOKERS AND FAIR OAKERS
My first driving lesson is tomorrow so people are going to die mainly if you’re a cyclist or walking on a path so probably best to hide underground tomorrow evening XD
It's 5 in the morning and I'm getting ready to go to work
FML
6 hour shift tomorrow
That starts at 6 in the morning. Please kill me.
I can now understand why people watch jeremy kyle
This is some relatively entertaining shit XD
Fuck you minstrels
Why you so delicious?
My phone bill at the end of the month is going to be massive
STOP MAKING ME SEND TEXTS TO YOU SPAIN!!!
Just watched the final episode of house
It is the end of an era :’(
Great day down the hub
Damn heat has probably made me lose about 10lbs XD
Last episode of house tonight
Its line the end of an era :’(


