I fucking hate it when my eyes are like this
It makes me so conscious and consequently means I hate going out in public, it just really pisses me off.
Anonymous asked: Scratch Kids
Anonymous asked: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue...
Wish upon a blackstar
Is making me jizz all over gashurst xD
pressxtosplode asked: I know, but stil. GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Anonymous asked: There comes a time in every mans life when he grows hair where it used to be bare , I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy you don't have a vagina, that would be crappy! Because periods suck, and commas rule! This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
Spent the day cooking with the girlfriend
Suffice to say I may be dead by tomorrow xD
I'll tell you what would make this morning better
I have had so much pizza recently
I fear my blood may now be tomato sauce xD
Anonymous asked: I seriously can't even believe this.. they're STILL giving free stuff away at TUMBLRSTAFF(.)COM and it worked for my sister. Did you do it yet?
Does anyone know my PIN? I forgot it :(
My sister literally gets away with anything
She helped her friend plan an escape from her house so she could go to oceana when she was grounded and my parents let her off, damn it guys this is balls xD
Finally got paid today
Time to go spend my paycheck on band merch and other shit!!!
I'm never eating mint imperials ever again
The pain right now XD